“No comment” is a comment.

If you caught me say… 3-4 months ago i’d be upset, and probably really hurt by you. But i’ve noticed the last few weeks, that I just don’t give a flying fuck anymore, seriously, I feel absolutly nothing when it comes to you. I hope you’re happy with that, because i’m so fucking jazzed that it doesn’t bug me anymore.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..

But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..

After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..

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That awkward moment when you realized you’ve broken every rule you’ve been told about the internet.

sodamnrelatable:

Don’t give out your name

Don’t post pictures of yourself

Don’t tell people your age

Don’t tell people your birthday

a-prawn:

owlygem:

razzledazzy:

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. 
If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story.
The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.
Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing? This picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation.

You have no idea how much the thought of something like this terrifies me…
I have a HUGE radiation phobia

radiation is fascinating

a-prawn:

owlygem:

razzledazzy:

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. 

If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story.

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing? This picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation.

You have no idea how much the thought of something like this terrifies me…

I have a HUGE radiation phobia

radiation is fascinating

Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

wowfunniestposts:

That’s what I do all the time :P

this blog is hilarious

If our parents could see our dashboards right now they be like
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should’ve said instead.

“Mommy, I swear I wasn’t doing anything bad.”

psychofactz:

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